2002-03-23 - 11:20 p.m.

Well, my friend Seema and myself have come to the conclusion that I am going to hell. We don't mean this in the religious sense...or at least I don't.

Anyhow, I am going to hell because she damned the J/Jer and I damned the W/Der (Star Trek relationship (yes, I'm am that pitiful (Hey! Stop laughing at me!))) and then I came to the realization that I have at one point or another been a member of both groups (mutually too) and thus I have been doubly damned.

Secondly, there are bad, bad things on the internet (and I don't mean porn sites) that are condemning me to hell, that would be pronoun hell. I imagine I'll be stuck in a bird cage of sorts with just enough room to sit and hold the bars as I look out over the fiery domain at little red girls branded with the letter "r". They'll have huge pencils (number two of course) in their hands and they'll constantly be sharpened to a point which the girls will use to point me eternally. Ah, Dante, why did you not write of this circle of hell? Did the pronouns frighten you too much?

I'm also a beta reader, which one would think would get you into heaven, but...well, maybe it does. This also ties into the subject of making which I have seen considered greatly lately. Have I made it, considering that I beta read for a very prolific internet writer? Have I made it because she thinks that I'll have my own special area in hell? Will my section of hell have little yellow caution signs because I'm there or because the demons area?

Sigh.

Good night, dear reader, if you are indeed there at all.

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