2003-04-28 - 2:15 p.m.

Okay, got an appointment with the school doctor today. Hurray. Perhaps nothing will be wrong and I won't have to spend money on more prescriptions. I also got my computer into the computer doctor. Again, hopefully money will not be an issue here either.

The diary ad above this box is more than mildly disturbing. It says, "I eat your peeps!" and shows four peeps and then a fifth being eaten. The words and the eaten peep aren't what's disturbing me. It's the peeps themselves...they're so hauntingly frightening!

I learned the other day that peep's eyes are the only part of a peep that can survive going through human digestion. They're made of canola wax and apparently when some scientists put peeps into acid to study their digestibility and the only thing left was a pair of floating eyes. That's actually fairly creepy considering that undigestible eyes could result in poops with eyes. I don't know if I could deal with it if I stood up and reached over to flush the toilet and noticed two tiny eyes peering up at me from the toilet. Ick.

Don't eat peeps. That's what I'll do. I've never liked them anyway. They're entirely too sugary and I'm not a fan of marshmallows unless they have to do with ferrets or with s'mores.

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