2003-05-19 - 9:44 a.m.

Take one guess who this was gacked from

Addressing the Work in Progress

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Dear DS9 crew,

Yeah, so there's a deadly disease ravaging most of your bodies. Or you're dead. Stop complaining. Dead bodies don't complain.

Ben - Buck up. You're a Sisko not a sissy.

Dax - You buck up too. You've seen dead bodies before.

Odo - Sorry, really I am.

Kira - You just couldn't leave it alone, could you?

O'Brien - Dude, you can fix anything. What are you doing?

Julian - Sorry about that. You've had better moments.

Sincerely,

Sphinx

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Dear Michiru,

I'll have your family back together soon. In the meantime, just stay put and stay away from your mirror. If you see Haruka please assure her that she'll run again. I think she's been worried.

Love,

Sphinx

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Dear Mulder-

Hang in there. The arrow will be removed from your butt soon. Scully should come around too. Maybe she'll sing again for you if you ask nicely.

Take care,

Sphinx

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Dear Utena-

How's that prince thing working out for you? Yeah, I know you're upset about the thing with the sword. Frankly, I would be too. Don't worry it will be resolved eventually. In the meantime, keep on shining. Yes, I'm sure you've heard that joke before.

Yours,

Sphinx

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Miki-

Your sister will stop hitting on you very soon just hold out a little longer. Keep on thinking of that Sunlight Garden and you'll be okay.

Take care,

Sphinx

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Dear Rei-

The ferret will be removed soon.

With respect,

Sphinx

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`Ro,

Stay away from the trainyard - it's better for your health. By the way, pollution stinks, doesn't it?

Blessed be,

Sphinx

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Himemiya-

You like it, don't you? Well, I suppose you always were a bit of a masochist. At least pretend you don't always like it for Utena's sake. Surely, she's not as dense as you think. Okay, maybe she is, but it could be worse. You could still be with Saionji. Take care, doll.

Much love,

Sphinx

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